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| Maybe not the world's worst job, but surely in the top ten! |
If you've been job hunting lately, you've been reading a lot of job descriptions, job descriptions that look like they were produced by a robot. They all start to sound the same, blah, blah, blah. Perhaps you're not reading them closely enough! Here's what they are really trying to tell you:
Experience required. If
the ad doesn't explicitly say how much experience is required then
figure if you can fog a mirror, you're halfway home.
Willing to work
independently. If
you think we're going to pay for training, forget it. Figure out how
to do the task yourself, and afterward
we'll tell you how badly you fucked it up.
Working knowledge. Have
you ever worked in your life? Do you at least know how to
make it look
like you're working?
Looking for career-minded
applicants. What? You want a life outside of work? Bwaaahaaahaaa!
